1. |
An Elephant and a Deer
03:40
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"An Elephant and a Deer"
[Verse 1]
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the wall to fall into the glammer and glitz
Strangle a bangle as you dangle from the edge of the end over again at the ritz
Tangle the itsy bitsy no good mangled bangle that is needing to be fixed
[Chorus]
Fame is the same
Plain Jane causes pain
Standing in the rain
Romantically in pain
[Verse 2]
Demanding a companion who's failin' in love like the dove I use to be
I'm a shell cracked by hell a liberty bell that fell to see the last past me
I use to drive while I felt alive on the inside of an old love song emo scene
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2. |
The Original Originals
03:21
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"The Original Originals"
[Verse 1]
I walk down the street
On my two left feet
You were a flurry
That left me buried
[Pre Chorus]
Why do you hate me?
Why do you look down?
Why do you hate life?
Why do you think you're right?
[Chorus]
Every day I borrow
From my friends sorrow
You're a dead sparrow
That's short and narrow
[Verse 2]
I fly through the sky
Dragged down by flies
Death defies a ride
Before life collides
[Outro]
Red dead sparrow tomorrow x8
(Red-Dead-Spar-Row)
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3. |
Bird Face
02:41
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"Bird Face"
[Verse 1]
You make me crazy
Crucify me baby
You are so lazy
Will you taze me
Watching your flock
They're like chickenpox
Smash my head with rocks
I'll bleed lots and lots
[Pre Chorus]
Down by the water
I get much hotter
Down by the water
I feel much flatter
[Chorus]
Every day I tell myself I will have a better day
I'm a romantic pathetic drunken love song
You blame me for yourself and your terrible day
You're a dirty birdy that has done me wrong
[Verse 2]
What do you seek?
Why are you so bleak?
You said I was weak
Shut your stupid beak
Why do you speak?
You're always in heat
I'll have a seat
You make me meek
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4. |
Cockroaches
04:23
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"Cockroaches"
[Verse 1]
I am crawling
Across the wooden floor
Stop disciplining me
I've never done that before
I am huddled
In a ball hoping you get tired
It's all my fault
I didn't mean to make you so wired
[Chorus]
You're scum!
You make me hate me
You're a cockroach
A nuke can't even kill you
[Post Chorus]
Your type will stay alive! X4
[Verse 2]
You're a vampire
Pull my teeth out with pliers
You're a hot Jalapeno
That grabs a lion by the toe
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5. |
Peanutbutter and Coffee
03:26
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"Peanutbutter and Coffee"
[Verse 1]
Think, drink, blink sink
Wink, brink, link, mink
Hello yellow mellow fellow x2
Bad, glad, sad, mad
Trash, bash, thrash, glass
Hello yellow mellow fellow x2
[Pre cheese]
Cheesy tater tots in a glass x4
[Chorus]
Take my place
You can take my face
I want a little space
But you're always welcome at my place
[Verse 2]
Look, book, cook, nook
Took, rook, crook, shook
Hello yellow mellow fellow x2
Raft, bath, wreath, clasp
Task, flask, mask, snack
Hello yellow mellow fellow x2
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6. |
Zoinks
02:47
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"Zoinks"
[Verse]
Did you say curse?
I've seen worse
Captain Cutler
Is life's dead butler
Graveyard of ships
Sinking hiding a list
Hostile tar monster
In a sold out concert
[Chorus]
Zoinks, boink, bop, pow
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7. |
Lake of the Lakes
03:23
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"Lake of the Lakes"
[Verse 1]
Is this heaven?
Is this hell?
This is nothing
That I can tell
Tread in one space
Nothing but a dead place
Dehydration face
Heart skipping a pace
Leave me here
Crack another beer
Heart ache I fear
You left me seared
[Pre Chorus]
Broken phone
Leave me alone
Now you drone
And I'm done with you!
Broken phone
Leave me alone
[Chorus]
You make me happy
You make me sad
[Verse 2]
I have no pleasure
There's no composure
A slow composition
Is my transition
Where is my wine?
I wine I'll be fine
Hear me I scream
But you're never here
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8. |
Tire Tree Tracks
03:41
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"Tire Tree Tracks"
[Verse 1]
Go back on your word
You have no concern
Go back to get burned
You will never learn
Go back on dignity
You have no integrity
Go back on saving us
You have had enough
[Chorus]
You are dog food
I'm emotionally rude
You are so very crude
I'm emotionally nude
[Verse 2]
I'm a overgrown boil
Bury me under soil
Choking on aluminum foil
You make me boil
[Bridge]
Dig a ditch because I'm a glitch x4
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9. |
Smell
02:21
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"Smell"
[Verse 1]
A bigot forgets they're incompetent
I'm a tramp that society forgets
There's a lady that is upset
I'm never going to win life's bet
Do you smell what I smell?
I sense that you're about to yell
You hate that I fell into a bell
With a passive argument I can't tell
[Pre Chorus]
Smell my feet while you eat
Tweet rinse and repeat
Smell my feet while you eat
Kiss my ass and take a seat!
[Chorus]
I contemplate hate
I delegate into cake
I navigate past hate
I'm still no saint
[Verse 2]
A bigot forgets about mercy
If it doesn't hurt you it doesn't hurt me
Pay attention to your own time
Are you so poor you lack a dime?
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10. |
Wall of Death
02:23
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"Wall of Death"
[Verse]
Forget you, I'm done
Fool around, no fun
Death now, is there?
Pool drown, no air
Forget you, forget now
Fool around, fool around
Death now brings down
Pool drowns out sound
[Chorus]
Light myself on fire!
Standing in line
Light myself on fire!
Light me! Light!
[Outro]
Grab a match! Grab a match! x16
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11. |
Toilet Paper Snowflakes
04:20
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"Toilet Paper Snowflakes"
[Verse 1]
I've got anxiety from high society
In the end you're all I'll ever need
You're a violet that is slowly wilting
I keep stumbling and tripping
I've got clammy palms trying to stay calm
In the end I never wanted to harm
You're a rose that goes to the light
I keep fighting back midnight
[Chorus]
Shake, shake, shake
Shaking at your thoughts
Shake, shake, shake
Shaking at your thoughts
[Verse 2]
I've got a look that cooks books
In the end I'll get my flu shots
You're a rose that goes to the light
I keep fighting back midnight
[Bridge]
What can I do?
To stop loving you
What can I do?
I keep dreaming of you
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12. |
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"Charlie and the Tree on the Corner of
South Windsor Ave"
[Verse]
Riverboat, long coat
Stuck at the start of a moat
I'm starting to know
That drinks make me glow
Life blows, it moves slow
Stuck at sea with no oar to row
I'm starting to know
The taste of my kitchen floor
[Pre Chorus]
I got a ding dong ditch
You are a heartless witch
One real cold hearted bitch
Good thing I like to fish
[Chorus]
Say goodbye to trust
It was our lust
It started with a must
As you gained my trust
[Verse 2]
Leaf blower, a lawn mower
A broken down sewer
I disappear, please kill me here
Medicate with beer
Starlights and headlights
Blinded by a flashlight
I'm starting to know
The taste of my kitchen floor
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13. |
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"World Water Boiling Championships"
[Verse 1]
I'm a nerd
You call me a turd
And all I want is someone to love me
I'm abused
You say I get used
And all I want is someone to love me
I'm a loser
You hurt like a tweezer
And all I want is someone to love me
[Pre Chorus]
I have no where to go
(I'm so bored)
You have no where to go
(I'm so bored)
I feel so alone
(I'm so bored)
You have no home
(I'm so bored)
[Chorus]
Self destroyer, self destroying reality x4
[Verse 2]
I'm a broken door
You're a dirty wooden floor
And all I want is someone to love me
I'm a sprained ankle
You're the dog leash that got tangled
And all I want is someone to love me
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14. |
It's OK I Guess
04:23
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"It's OK I guess"
[Verse 1]
Stick and stones may break my bones
I'd rather them broken then to die alone
Hymns and poems can move slow
While a song loses its original tone
[Pre Chorus]
A cup of water kills the hunger x4
[Chorus]
I am a lonely beast
My soul has insects that feast
I am a shell of my past
Just dirt, no longer grass
[Verse 2]
Kick a rabbit off a habit
As you continue to get sick
Slick is slick, I want none of it
A trip is a trip, I'm through with it
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15. |
The Filler Song
01:47
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"The Filler Song"
[Verse 1]
Kiss my fear
Life's on repeat
We're the freaks
No not weak have a seat
I'm a negative
You're so derivative
Cheap red wine
While you whine all the time
[Chorus]
Toy soldier you broke your plastic x4
[Verse 2]
You're Freaky and leaky
I'm old and creaky
Don't you be
Mean to me
We pass doubt
When you pout
Take me out
And take me about
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16. |
Something
03:08
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"Something"
[Verse 1]
Easy, peasy, cheesey rice
Is no good for burnt taste buds
Easy, peasy, sleazy mice
Is no good for dirt glazed mud
Easy, peasy dirty knees
Is no good for burnt band aids
Easy peasy sleazy fleas
Is no good when they paid
[Pre Chorus]
You're a scam Peter Pan! X4
[Chorus}
Aaaaahhhhhhh, Aaaaaahhhhhh
Aaaaahhhh, Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
[Verse 2]
Breezy sleazy and sneeze
Is no good for broken wood
Sneaky leakey and a freaky
Son of a bitch up to no good
Creepy peepy and sinking
Is no good for what I could
Peaking a drinking thinning
Idea of a state that's no good
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17. |
No 4 or 5
03:11
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"No 4 or 5"
[Verse 1]
Telephone, I'm alone
Cellophane, champagne
Forget the regret
Feel pain, feel same
[Pre Chorus]
Today feels like tomorrow
Sorrow feels like the same
Today feels likes a borrow
Sorrow feels like the vain
[Chorus]
Don't go, don't come home
I want to die miserable and alone
You're the last thing I wanna see
But I hope you don't forget me
[Verse 2]
Broken phone, I'm alone
I squandered my good years
While I fear a start leads to tears
Graduate from broken hearts to beers
[Outro]
Rejoice, rejoice, until I lose my voice
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18. |
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"This Week It's Going To Be Wet When Connecticut Raise Taxes Again (Thanks Malloy)"
[Verse 1]
Apple pie, pumpkin pie, country side Georgia pie
Lick your lips, do the twist, share a kiss, don't you miss
A crazy and lazy so hazey pushing daisies
Take a buck Connecticut from lady luck it's enough
Almond pie, pecan pie, filthy lie, torn inside
Instated and faded and traded and hated
Infested, digestive, collective, invested
Take my cut Connecticut from my buck is it enough?
[Pre Chorus 1]
Malloy was a decoy deployed to blind the chaos of the state
Malloy was a decoy deployed to blind the chaos of hate
[Chorus]
You're as focused as locusts
You miss what the joke is
You're as focused as locusts
Blinded by a bad mist
[Pre Chorus 2]
Malloy would linger as a middle finger to the chaos of the state
Malloy would linger as a middle finger to the chaos of hate
[Verse 2]
A perfume and a tomb brings me gloom far too soon
Sniff some glue, forget you, turning blue, life is cruel
A crazy and lazy so hazey pushing daisies
Take a buck Connecticut from lady luck it's enough
[Outro]
You're a joke! X16
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19. |
Play Here
05:00
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"Play Here"
[Verse 1]
I have so much anxiety
From my brains anarchy
I've got a diploma
From personal trauma
Do you hear my chains?
That's the sound of pain
Living up to expectations
Masking my depression
[Pre Chorus]
Don't stay angry
Don't you blame me
A grand finale
Of empathy
[Chorus]
I've deliberately lost the ability
To figuratively lose my agility
[Verse 2]
I live on an ocean
That's named depression
Causing me hesitation
I try to be patient
Cigarette butts in my pocket
My hearts in a locket
A fork in a socket
Charge me up like a rocket
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20. |
Song 20
03:42
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“Song 20”
[Verse 1]
Take a secret
Here’s a statement
Some ointment
Isn’t permanent
Where did you go?
I never got low
But it still shows
As I still go
Quiet corners
Finds me coroners
I see a former
Me around a corner
I’m a loner
Repeat of no more
As I do turn
Another corner
[Chorus]
Whiskey bottles break my heart
This is me as I’m torn apart
There was never a start
I’m a broken down go kart
[Verse 2]
I feel low
And will let go
My final home
And you’re alone
This is my mistake
But I need a break
A lasting mistake
Hurts like a flake
You’re so haunting
I’m so daunting
You’re still counting
I’m still trapping
I feel low
And will let go
My final home
And you’re alone
[Verse 3]
I feel low
And will let go
My final home
And you’re alone
This is my mistake
But I need a break
A lasting mistake
Hurts like a flake
Quiet corners
Finds me coroners
I see a former
Me around a corner
I’m a loner
Repeat of no more
As I do turn
Another corner
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21. |
The Grand Papi of Punk
02:47
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"The Grand Papi of Punk"
[Verse 1]
I'm not perfect
Will you get it before you set it?
I would let it and get it
For everything I set it
I will never love you
You scream at me too
But we have lost our glue
You finally left like the flu
[Chorus]
When I see you I like to do you
That's the truth to you that I do
I never ever meant to scare you
You're the truth to my never do
[Verse 2]
Hesitating and waiting while contemplating
Persuading and baiting while waiting
I can't get you out of my messed up head
And I wish that you were dead!
[Bridge]
I'd take you here and back
I'm what you always lack
I'd stay here while I stack
I'm still bringing it back
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22. |
Two Two Two
02:22
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"Two Two Two"
[Verse 1]
I hate your guts
You have hit a rut
Panties in a bunch
You never earn stuff
You are so lame
I hate your name
You're never to blame
The devil is the same
[Pre Chorus]
You're a witch
Cold hearted bitch
You're so selfish
A broken dish
[Chorus]
Two, two, two
You stink like glue!
Two, two, two
Hey buddy, screw you!
[Verse 2]
You're a sham
With no glam
As soft as sand
Sturdy like a paper fan
You're so insane
I'm not the same
Your voice causes pain
[Outro]
Even the devil hates you x8
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23. |
Meatloaf
03:28
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"Meatloaf"
[Verse 1]
I would do anything for you
Rendezvous with fondue
I'm still trying to be true
We're old, far from brand new
I would write a song for you
But I'm having trouble finding the tune
I'll write it on a bassoon
So it can be done soon
[Pre Chorus]
Listen to dropping rain drops
I hear the TV audio pop
Sitting and watching the clock
Or I'll crawl under a rock
[Chorus]
You're my love
You're my dove
You're my bug
You're my dog
[Verse 2]
I would give you the full moon
Watch as our love blooms
Free me from my tomb
the stars can't get here too soon
tic tac toe I love you so
With you I have no where to go
You brought me all of this hope
wash my secrets away with soap
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